Reading in the Boat

[tvn]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with se xual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Reference: Webtretho

[hongnhungcntt]

ha ha... it's funny....
But in the sentence: "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with se xual assault" <<< have some word that I don't understand, and I think it's a mistake, example: "se xual", right????

[tvn]

I deliberate write it in that way. If you write this word right, google will index this word. I don't like that.